Boneless Pizza
"Yeah, let me get uhhh… a boneless pizza." From Sethical's "Baku" animation series came one of the internet's purest pieces of nonsense: a man calling a pizzeria to order a pizza without bones, and the worker losing his mind explaining that pizza never had bones. The bit exploded into SFM remakes, remixes, YouTube Poops, talkloids and reaction videos — and it rhymed with a real-world absurdity, the campaign to rename "boneless wings" that reached a city council and even the Ohio Supreme Court. This is the full lore of the boneless pizza.
A chronological documentary of 46 moments spanning 2017–2026 on Loreline.
last updated 2026-07-22
Eras
- The Original Order — Sethical's "Baku" animation where a customer phones in for "a boneless pizza" — the bit that started it all — plus the vine cuts and sound clips that made it spread.
- The Baku Universe — The wider Sethical "Baku" series the meme came from: Bone-In Pizza, Spooky Pizza, Bread Bank, No Clout — the absurdist pizzeria-call cinematic universe.
- Remakes & Remixes — The internet rebuilds it: Source-Filmmaker remakes, dubstep/phonk remixes, the "Boneless Pizza Anthem," dance edits and the official-audio treatments.
- Reactions & Explainers — Etika reacts, College Kids React, the meme-explainer videos and the "craziest moments" compilations that canonised the bit.
- Boneless Everything — The format escapes its origin: "don't order boneless pizza," people actually making a boneless pizza, the DIY attempts and the endless reuse of the line.
- YTP & Talkloids — The deep-fried layer: YouTube Poops grafting the order onto Spider-Man, SpongeBob and others, plus Vocaloid/talkloid renditions of the script.
- The Boneless Wings War — The real-world cousin: the viral Lincoln city-council speech demanding "boneless wings" be renamed, the "boneless wings aren't wings" rants, and the Ohio Supreme Court ruling that boneless wings can legally contain bones.
- — Boneless Pizza — "Baku" (the original, Sethical). Part of the boneless-pizza meme.
- — Bag of Chips | Baku Season 1. Part of the boneless-pizza meme.
- — "Lemme get an uhhh boneless pizza". Part of the boneless-pizza meme.
- — Boneless Pizza remix. Part of the boneless-pizza meme.
- — Boneless Pizza [SFM remake]. Part of the boneless-pizza meme.
- — Lucio orders a boneless pizza (twomad). Part of the boneless-pizza meme.
- — Boneless Pizza dubstep remix. New sample pack dropped: Download/Stream: ► Follow me: Credit to Sethical for the original video:
- — No Clout | Baku Season 2. Part of the boneless-pizza meme.
- — Boneless Pizza remix (official video). Part of the boneless-pizza meme.
- — BONELESS DIP [SFM]. Part of the boneless-pizza meme.
- — Bone-In Pizza | Baku Season 2. Part of the boneless-pizza meme.
- — Boneless Pizza meme explained. Part of the boneless-pizza meme.
- — College Kids React to Boneless Pizza memes. Part of the boneless-pizza meme.
- — Sethical video compilation (boneless pizza & more). Part of the boneless-pizza meme.
- — Boneless Pizza remix. Part of the boneless-pizza meme.
- — DIY boneless pizza (HellthyJunkFood). Popular MEME turned DIY. Boneless Pizza might sound quite trivial or even silly, but if you're making your pizza with meat pulled from a chicken wing, there is a slight chance it could have BONES.
- — Boneless Pizza compilation. Part of the boneless-pizza meme.
- — Boneless Pizza — the sound effect. Part of the boneless-pizza meme.
- — The original Boneless Pizza vine. Part of the boneless-pizza meme.
- — Etika reacts to Boneless Pizza. Part of the boneless-pizza meme.
- — "Let me get uhh… boneless pizza". Part of the boneless-pizza meme.
- — Boneless Pizza 2 | Baku Season 4. Part of the boneless-pizza meme.
- — Boneless Pizza 2: Boneless Boogaloo [SFM]. Part of the boneless-pizza meme.
- — Bread Bank (No Gluten) | Baku Season 4. Part of the boneless-pizza meme.
- — "Let me get a boneless pizza — what kinda pizza?". Part of the boneless-pizza meme.
- — Boneless Pizza — parody stop-motion animation. Part of the boneless-pizza meme.
- — YTP: Spider-Man orders boneless pizza. Hey guys *Subscribe: *Check out my latest video:
- — Spooky Pizza | Baku Season 0. Part of the boneless-pizza meme.
- — YTP: Boneless Pizza. Part of the boneless-pizza meme.
- — Renaming "boneless chicken wings" — Lincoln city council (2020). Ander Christensen tells the Lincoln, Nebraska city council that boneless chicken wings must be renamed.
- — Man's passionate speech against "boneless chicken wings" at a US council. Part of the boneless-pizza meme.
- — "Boneless wings are not wings!!!". Part of the boneless-pizza meme.
- — Boneless Pizza | the Baku series. Part of the boneless-pizza meme.
- — [Short YTP] Mark's Freaky Pizzeria. Part of the boneless-pizza meme.
- — Boneless Pizza 2 [SFM, 15.ai edition]. Part of the boneless-pizza meme.
- — A German discovers boneless wings. Part of the boneless-pizza meme.
- — Boneless Pizza: the craziest moments. Part of the boneless-pizza meme.
- — Boneless Pizza (animation). Part of the boneless-pizza meme.
- — Heavenly's lactose intolerance vs the Boneless Pizza (fan animation). Part of the boneless-pizza meme.
- — YTP: SpongeBob orders boneless pizza with a 2-litre of Coke
- — Boneless Pizza (OG classic). Part of the boneless-pizza meme.
- — "Don't order boneless pizza". Part of the boneless-pizza meme.
- — Ohio Supreme Court says boneless wings have bones (LegalEagle). Buffoonery in Buckeye Land ⚖️⚖️⚖️ Do you need a great lawyer? I can help!
- — Boneless Pizza Anthem (official audio). Part of the boneless-pizza meme.
- — Making a boneless pizza?!. Part of the boneless-pizza meme.
- — Boneless Pizza remix — dance. Part of the boneless-pizza meme.
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