Answer or Decline
The gag at the heart of it all: what happens when you answer — and the running joke about what happens if you decline his call.
Part of John Pork
6 moments in this segment.
- — Calling John Pork at 3am. The 3am-call horror-comedy bit.
- — When you decline John Pork’s call. The "what if you decline" gag.
- — Do NOT decline John Pork’s calls. The flipped warning — decline at your peril.
- — John Pork is getting scarier and scarier. The meme tipping into horror.
- — DO NOT answer this call from John Pork. The "don’t answer" warning format.
- — Don’t answer John Pork’s call or else…. The creepy "or else" spin.

